Omegle.

Hey, kennt ihr schon Omegle? Ja bestimmt, oder? Auf jeden Fall find ich das einfach total witzig. Ich hab schon mit Leuten aus Deutschland, Indonesien, Kanada, UK, USA usw. gechattet. Okay, einige sind ganz schön komisch und dir wird so etwas geschrieben a la "hey i am 18 m from uk and watching some erotic vids and looking for a girl to talk".
Manchmal verarsche ich die Leute auch, was auch sehr witzig ist xD Also wenn ihr mit jemanden verrückten oder mit jemanden schreibt, der pervers ist, dann könnte ich das sein. Hier mal ein Chatgespräch mit einem Freak:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hay r u an alien, who eats cheddar cheese?
You: hahahahaha
You: no i am not a alien
Stranger: cuz im a fish that acts like micheal jackson
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: ur not an alien
You: hehe, you're funny :)
Stranger: I know
You: how old r u ?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: 16*
Stranger: sry
You: 15
Stranger: cool
You: yes, from which country?
Stranger: do u like 2 eat cheddar cheese
Stranger: im from england
Stranger: u?
Stranger: no
You: germany
Stranger: wait
Stranger: I come from uranus
You: haha, yes of course. why not?
You: i come from neptun
Stranger: neptun is like the best planet ever
You: nice to meet you, you alien
Stranger: hay im a fish
You: yes!
Stranger: that acts like micheal jackson
You: okay, then you are a fish xD
You: michael jackson is cool
Stranger: yes im a gold fish
Stranger: that acts like micheal jackson, lives on uranus, and that has a long term memorie
Stranger: it sounds beliverble
You: hehe gr8
You: how are you?
Stranger: im hungry
You: me too.
Stranger: what about u?
You: i am a pig. a fat pig
Stranger: can u get me some fish food
Stranger: im a fat fish
You: yes yes, of course
You: i like fat fish
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaay
You: do you wanna fuck, you fish? :D
Stranger: ummm
You: no?
Stranger: im a bit fishy
You: hihihi
Stranger: and im only interested in children cuz I act like micheal jackson
You: i am 15, this is young
Stranger: but not 5 yrs old
You: i have a little sister, 12. Is this young for you?
Stranger: I like em fresh
You: hehe
Stranger: did u say ur a pig
You: yes, i have got a pig sister
Stranger: it explains the smell of bacon
You: i smell bacon
Stranger: Ewww bacon nd fish
You: yes, hot.
Stranger: no
Stranger: SEXY!!!!!!
Stranger: ;)
You: YEAH!
Stranger: hay I can make a pig emotion
Stranger: ;@)
You: pssss, i am ..... hannah montana
Stranger: no im hannah montana
Stranger: ur a fish
You: I AM HANNAH MONTANA!
You: ur a fish, i am a pig. Hannah montana is a pig
Stranger: I AM HANNAH MONTANA
You: no no no
Stranger: yes yes yes
Stranger: ;@) oink
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: oink oink
Stranger: thats what she said
You: i like you. i like you really!
Stranger: awww thank u
Stranger: no1's ever sai that
You: :)
Stranger: not even my mum
Stranger: who is a pillow
You: ur mum is a fish mum
You: a fat fish mum
Stranger:nd my sister is a elephant
Stranger: well she looks like one
Stranger: i dont know what she is
Stranger: but its ugly
You: oh.
Stranger: yea
You: from which country your mum is come?
You: venus?
Stranger: pillok
Stranger: thats where she comes from
Stranger: she a pillow from pillok
You: holy shit
You: your mum is really ugly
Stranger: I know
You: i smell bacon
Stranger: shes a horrible pillow
You: haha
Stranger: Mmm bacon
You: oink oink
Stranger: can I lick the bacon off of u? ;)
You: mhm yes
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: so u hav like msn
Stranger: talkin pig
You: no, i didnt have
Stranger: oh
You: do you know pig-language?
Stranger: oink oink oink weeee weeeee
Stranger: I think
Stranger: so ur from germany
You: yes
Stranger: whats it like
Stranger: hows hitler?
Stranger: forget i said that
You: haha, i know that this is coming :)
You: i hate hitler. he's fat
Stranger: nd he has 1 ball
You: and he is ugly
You: hahaha
Stranger: and he has weird hair
Stranger: on his umm
You: yes
Stranger: face
Stranger: nd his ass
Stranger: dont ask how I know about his ask
You: do you like hitler?
Stranger: this fish has been places
Stranger: thats all im gunna say
Stranger: no
You: hehe
You: how is live in england?
Stranger: fishy
Stranger: every1 needs 2 close their legs
Stranger: lol
You: hahahaa
You: are you shy? fishy shy?
Stranger: ok proky i g2g now
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a fish
Stranger: not a virgin
You: do you swim in a river?
Stranger: no I swim in my gf
You: do you know madonna with her song "like a virgin" ?
You: lol
Stranger: yes I wrote it for her
Stranger: but she changed the name
You: like a fish
Stranger: nope
Stranger: like a fishy virgin
Stranger: she changed it short
You: lol :)
You: yes
Stranger: it reminds me of my mum
You: and what about pigs?
Stranger: i like pigs
You: me too
You: i smell ....
Stranger: i like2 make luv 2 pigs
You: bacon mhm
Stranger: ok i g2g now bye bye
Stranger: luv u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

P.S: Tut mir leid Cel, dass ich schon wieder mit Omegle nerv. :D
P.P.S: Ja, mein englisch ist grottig.
P.P.P.S: Wollt ihr mehr komische Gespräche sehen?

Tuth